Hi, my name is Queefalina and I live in Peachville USA.  I am an adorable sweet peach who was brought to life by 2 cute housewives from a small town.  These 2 ladies decided to run with an idea and that is how I became the character behind the sounds of the app.   It began with the thought of making an iPhone application with funny sounds to relieve a stressful day or to jus t have some good old fashioned knee slapping fun.  

The sounds, oh the sounds, are they real?  You bet they are! They are 100% certifiably real.  How are they made, on command, with help?  I will never reveal my sources!  I will say, the making and naming of the sounds was a group effort.  Not only did I laugh until I cried, but old ladies who listened to the premature sounds, almost peed their pants. 

Along with the sounds and the apps, I have also planted several seeds and they are ripening on the vine as we speak.  You will have to keep coming back to Peachville during the season to see the fresh new products.  In the meantime, check out the current harvest and take home a big basket full of me!

Sit back, relax, download the app and enjoy!!  Oh by the way, the millionth download is the magic number at which time my creators will reveal themselves.  HELP- THEY NEED TO BE EXPOSED!

Bodily Functions, LLC
921 E. Dupont Rd.
#722
Fort Wayne, IN., 46825

Download iQueef on iTunes today!